Oh look, more crappy Acrylic/Paint Pen/Glitter 8x10... I have to add a few more details after it dries for a bit.

Our microwave is possessed, I swear to God.

I am getting extensions till my hair grows out, I can't stand this short hair BS. That's right. BLONDE PORN HAIR! Get Ready America.

It's been a year! My life is pretty sweet right now, and... This marks the first [upcoming] Valentine's day, since 2001, that I will be able to RUIN ON MY OWN! That's right baby. For the last 8 years I have let other people have all the fun making this BS holiday miserable. It is nothing that needs to be spectacular, but like any other day, making it go to the opposite extreme of TOTAL SUCK is inexcusable. So I'm taking this shit into my own hands. BAM! You like that? Man I'm good.

In other news that is only important to me, I just tore apart my entire bed/room looking for my keys. Which I ended up finding in my gym bag, in the living room. I have lost my keys 2x in 4 days, which is unheard of for me, but I am used to having car keys on there, which makes it harder to misplace. The moral of the story is: if you tend to lose your keys a lot, be sure to always carry a drill.

I'm not in love, so don't forget it
It's just a silly phase I'm going through
And just because I call you up
Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made
I like to see you, but then again
That doesn't mean you mean that much to me
So if I call you, don't make a fuss
Don't tell your friends about the two of us